Why This Website Exists (Spoiler: It’s Hilarious)
My Code Has More Bugs Than a Forest 🐞
Debugging is my cardio—also known as "Ctrl + Z" on repeat [[9]].
Proud Coffee Addict ☕
If caffeine were a major, I’d have a PhD by now [[2]].
University Survival Expert 🎓
I’ve mastered the art of pulling all-nighters without losing my sanity (mostly).
My Dog Is My Co-Developer 🐶💻
He doesn’t write code, but he barks at bugs. Close enough.